How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.