How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.