What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.