What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.