What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!