What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.