What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.