What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.