If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
By laying flowers on their grave.
A Brick.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.