What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!