What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.