He uses the best ingredients.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
He plays golf.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Santa stops at three Hos.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Santa stops after three ho's.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
One of them has a good driver.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Tiger Woods has a better driver
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
In case he got a hole in one.
Santa stops at three Ho's
In case he gets a hole in one.
Santa stops at three hoes.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A clubbed sandwich
A vegetable..
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Santa stops after three hoes.
Beef Stroganoff
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
She kept running away from the ball.
A Fjord Fjesta
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Because he had no one to look up to.
x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
