How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires