How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Rich People Jokes More Rich People Jokes

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.