Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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They don't know how to drive.

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Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha