Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
His lips are moving
Untrustable
show your work.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
An algorithm
Hide n' seek
with a low "ha"
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
The C.I.ayy
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
An attornity.
In case you get a hole in one.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.