Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*