Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean