Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.