Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.