Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.