How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.