What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !