How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue