How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.