How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth