How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!