How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!