Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.