Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.