Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.