Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.