Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make