Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Wad Jokes More Wad Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Elastic Band Jokes More Elastic Band Jokes

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make