Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"