Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.