Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.