What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.