What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.