What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray