What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.