What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.