What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.