What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.