What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon