What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.