What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.