What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin