What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.