How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"