How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.