Vampires aren't real
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One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Alexander Fang
Premature Edraculation
By his coffin!
He starts coffin...
They can't reflect on what they've done.
A miss stake
Because he was pain in the neck!
What's a movie?
They get a fangover.
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He was having a coffin fit!
They only wanna go down on her once a month
They can not stand stakes!
None, they prefer the dark.
It depends on the girl
A teabag.
Dracowla!
Frostbite
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
By long distance.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
New-fang-land.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Ghouldilocks.
The alphabat.
Necking.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
He could really get into the vaultz.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
With a old tampon in it.
Best viscious.
A Hemogoblin
Type O positive people.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
They search for type-os
Through the bat flap.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
A new fangled device.
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
He has to grin and bare it.
Is that you coffin
They need someone to play the bit parts.
Just one with depression.
A coffin break.
His red wings.
Bite me.
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
Because they make themselves cross.
They all get in the bat-tub.
Coagulations!
A two-year-old vampire.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
It wanted to play squash.
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Steaks.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Dracular degeneration.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Count Spatula
Because he was coffin...
Because they hate Type O's
Draculaw
Now, I tweet them
The girl necks door.
Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !
On Wincedays.
Mack-u-la !
Wait for him to give it back.
Grave-y !
Diarrhea.
He was on his coffin break.
Because it's bad for their heart.
He cut all his fingers off !
Used Tampons
I don't know but it would slow him down.
You would get severe frostbite.
Fangsgiving Day.
Jack-u-la !
Self-raising dead.
With a victim cleaner.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
They start coffin.
Frostbite.
FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!
Malaryan Steel."
Miscarriage
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
God Dam It!
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
A doctor.
I'm not coming into work today
Next!"
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
They'll both bite at anything!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
