When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !