How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!