What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope