What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!