What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope