Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off