He was waxing lyrical !
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
because it's waxing
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.