Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.