Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Because they were Miners... XD

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A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.