Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard