What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.