What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.