What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.