What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.