How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.