How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.