How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion