What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark