Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels