How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus