How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.