What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!