How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!