How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.