Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.