Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.