Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Truss Jokes More Truss Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.