What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles