What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"