Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling