Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn