What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard