What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard