What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Long Ear Jokes More Long Ear Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!