What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!