What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.