What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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They sit eggsaminations !

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here