Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.