How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX