How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.