What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !